In this life I'm a woman. If I ever had a "next life" I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everybody knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He also EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Just sorta makes me want to be a bear. :)
3 comments:
Love.it!
Thanks for the chuckle. Don't think I'm going to shave my legs tomorrow. Grrr. LOL!
Oh yeah...how does Baloo say it? Bear necessity....LOL! Who wouldn't love to be a bear?
That was great! thanks for sharing!
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