Friday funnies

Life before the computer:

• Memory was something that you lost with age.
• An application was for employment.
• A program was a TV show.
• A keyboard was a piano.
• A web was a spider's home.
• A virus was the flu.
• A CD was a bank account.
• A hard drive was a long trip on the road.
• A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.

Maybe worthy of a little grin? :)